yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

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electricrain:

Bby

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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bareback-bieber:

he sucks at cooking because hes thinking about fucking me

bareback-bieber:

he sucks at cooking because hes thinking about fucking me

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women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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lesbianmovie:

both directions on the street were so beautiful this morning. how can anything look this good!!! 

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